Sabko Terrerist Bana do

Sabko Terrerist Bana do

The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.

“How old are you?” a tenant asked.

“I’m 81 years old,” he answered.

The tenant shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?”


My high school assignment 
was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served 
in the Philippines during the war, 
I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”

Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”


When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.


What should be the population control slogan in Pakistan?

Any idea?

Answer:

Hum do hamare do..

uske bad jitne ho…

sabko terrorist bana do!